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greykit.gamesv0.4.2-β

Security-themed games, edutainment, and other excuses to keep vibe-coding. Five little programs that will run in your browser, leak no telemetry, and judge none of your career choices. Probably.

[  OK  ] Loading kernel modules: tcp_intel.ko udp_kit.ko coffee.ko
[  OK  ] Mounting /dev/snacks at /home/shan ........ read-write
[  OK  ] Verifying threat actor signatures ......... 5,238 known
[ WARN ] No coffee detected in /var/run/mug ......... brewing fallback
[  OK  ] Spinning up arcade.sys v0.4.2-β
[  OK  ] Games ready. Run at your own risk.

ls -la original/ original games 3 entries

/pumasoc LIVE

// security operations management: the game

PumaSOC

Take control of a Security Operations program and handle incidents before they boil over. Hire analysts, tune detections, run shift handoffs, regret hiring decisions. Burnout is a feature.

genre: simulation difficulty: medium caffeine: required

./play src/

/pumaresponse LIVE

// incident handling edutainment

PumaResponse

Choose-your-own-adventure incident handling. Pick the wrong containment step and the blast radius widens. Feels suspiciously like a SANS exam, only with worse stakes and zero proctoring.

genre: cyoa difficulty: varies exam-vibes: heavy

./play src/

/pumasecure LIVE

// vulnerability management roguelike

PumaSecure

Drop into an unsecured, barely-managed network and patch your way to safety before the red team reaches your crown jewels. Procedurally messy, permadeath enabled, exception requests denied.

genre: roguelike perma-death: yes cves/run: ~47

./play src/

ls -la inspired/ inspired games 2 entries

/pumapanic LIVE

// security-themed tower defense / card game

PumaPanic

Man the firewalls and hold the line. Stack defenses, draw your hand, watch packets you trusted turn out to be APTs. They shall not pass — unless you forget to renew the SSL cert.

genre: td / cards waves: endless ssl-status: expired

./play src/

/pumaclicker LIVE

// retro idle clicker (with a puma)

PumaClicker

Shan's first foray into vibe-coding. Pet the puma. The puma demands tribute. The puma is never sated. Eventually you unlock more pumas. There is no win condition; only pumas.

genre: idle / clicker productivity-loss: total pumas: many

./play src/

// disclaimer.txt //  No real SOCs were burnt out in the making of these games. Any resemblance to your actual on-call rotation is coincidental and frankly we're a little worried. The puma is fictional and self-cleaning.